/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Try fucking a water melon with a cut/drilled into it. I wonder what that would be like.

On a somewhat related note, my gf bought a butt plug and brought home what is in the attached pic.

Never used anything but my hand for jerkin my gherkin, but I gotta say this is pretty nice. I've only used it a few times but it is great - really tight (need lube to use it), interesting texture, makes a weird slurping sound, etc. It's kind of weird because it is very floppy so it's like you are jerking off with a dangling giant blue cock over your wiener.

Anyway, if I was a permavirgin/neckbeard I would definitely order one of these or a similar sex toy online.