/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15271841
Unironically the best looking McDonald's burger I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WrkdTrrwew

>>13847113
Checkmate, atheist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L3JYQFBwj0

>>13672840
>he's never tried running down a hill wearing slippers

>>13524960
tl;dr

>>13409710
>she let me put it in her butt the third time we were together, but that got old fast and I'm more into "petite" girls
Yeah, I come from a family of drinkers and even if we only get together 2-3 times a year I have no qualms being honest about what's going on in my life. How is this food and cooking related?

>>13077791
>japan scientifically isolates and identifies a universally agreed upon 5th taste and names it "umami"
>n-no!! we've always had that! we just called it "savoy"
You may have some weird psychological aversion to anime girls or something, but you can't just recreate history because you don't like a particular word.

>>12864652
>any hipster "artisanal" gastropub garbage. It's all the same "foodie" memes circulating around with a 3 year lag-time because the public only heard about this basic ingredient yesterday, all with tryhard "quirky" decor, hoping that you'll pay $30 for a 4 oz steak that was seared au jus in 10 minutes
I'm sorry that you grew up poor and continue to be poor.

>>12744113
>lynched