/ck/ - Food & Cooking

everyone keeps talking about people like Chef John, Ragusea, Chlebowski, etc,
but what are some little-known cooking channels on YouTube that are actually deserving?

Is this place so try hard caustic lately because we simply have run of food and cooking topics to talk about, so that there's now nothing but low effort shitposting?

I want to stop eating like dogshit and start cooking ahead of time so I can have food ready to go when I get home instead of needing to cook or order out every day. But I have no idea what the fuck kind of meals I'm supposed to prepping.
I get the basic gist of Protein, Carb, Veg. I've been doing meals of chicken breast, box-mix rice and broccoli for a couple weeks now, but it's getting boring and I want to find something else. Google just gives me retarded Facebook shit that sounds way too complicated and not even that good. I don't have the level of kitchen experience to just wing it buying shit at the store and seeing what I can make.
What do you meal prep that's straightforward, easy to cook, and tasty. I'll even settle for two of the three.

>>12257657
Mine's old and filled with mouse shit. You really wouldn't want to see it, dude.

>>11452701
haha HOW does he get out???

>drink alcohol
>legs hurt

>>11156314
>bathtube

>>11044382
You know when a comedian bombs so hard the crowd doesn't even boo right away, and instead just start murmuring in the background as the comedian looks on in awkward near-silence? That is how unfunny your post was.

>>10958915
>go to shart mart
>clearly suicidal bagger just tosses shit in
>go to kroger
>not quite suicidal bagger halfheartedly tries to make sure not everything gets destroyed
>go to whole foods
>enthusiastic hipster cashier/bagger rearranges entire cart load into some Zen master level Tetris shit so everything stays perfectly intact, while he tells awful chuck norris jokes

>>10933442
They plan for people like you and just raise prices. You are everywhere and all markets already counter. You lost your power during the industrial revolution, and before that it came with the potential cost of being caught and losing a hand.

>>10916953
Guy you replied to, it is 100% worth it. Make sure to get a good one with a heated seat. Also in NA, burger, but I've converted a lot of my family and friends. Once you try it you never want to go back. It's like using a good dishwasher for the first time after manually washing and drying your whole life.

>>10636107
Imagine being willing to ingest potentially lethal bacteria because you were "too manly" to toss the flour in an oven for a few minutes, even though it doesn't adversely affect the taste or texture in any way.

>>10631148
Hey, look, a faggot who wants a slowish board that actually has relevant topics from time to time to instead be the endlessly churning cesspit of memes and off-topic garbage as his containment board of choice.

>>10610519
My parents are boomers and my mom is an amazing cook, especially grilling. My dad's cooking ability, however, extends to putting together sandwiches. Great guy and all, but I'm glad I take after my mom in that department.

>>10594718
>being a sperg about road trip snacks

>>10333072
this

>>10209097
talented doge

Because store bought marinara sauce is complete garbage, what's your best recipe for making marinara sauce?

>>10139779
fufferwuffle?

>>10121429
You really think honey coated pretzels, cgeez-its, or chips and dip are that much healthier than peanut butter graham cracker sandwiches?

Ok

>>10076851
>>10086133
>friend in high school used to steal my fries and shit
>asked him repeatedly to stop, thought it was a power play
>dumb as bricks me didn't realize he was flirting until I was spending the night at his house for vidya and movies and he came into the living room with nothing on
>still thought it was a prank until he sat in my lap and shoved his tongue down my throat

He still teases me about how oblivious I am about that stuff. Lucky to have him, together for over a decade now.

>>10063631
>tfw you will never squish your face into a cow's udders as they squirt milk all over you

>>10038541
I meant the specific type/shape of rice cracker, not the brand.