/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw never went to the pizza buffet at pizza hut in the 90s because my parents were crazy christians. We went in one time but the jukebox was playing some rap song so they got huffy, left, and refused to go back to a 'godless' place like that.

176 cm, 77 kilos, lots of body fat.
I need to lose 12 kilos, and add some muscles.
I promised myself I'm gonna start again to diet, lift and run after the summer ends, because it was too hot.
I have to start from 1 September which is in 3 days from now.
>wake me up when september ends

I am so obsessed with trying to eat healthy I don't enjoy food anymore because I get anxiety that I'm not eating healthy enough

>>17545485
why the fuck are you black?

>mother did nightly cooking for over two decades
>I don't have one single solitary recipe i would want to take from her and not one memory of a meal that i thought was good because she would just make things as quick and easy as possible because cared more about working every waking moment
>thinking of all the people who have family recipes and meals that remind them of their mom's cooking and missing their mom's cooking

My family have had like 3 chinese australian restaurants within the last 50 years, kind of embarrassing.
I feel like actually chinese run restaurants are kind of rarer today though.

>>13506921
i will never know love like this

Who else here smothers their dinner in mint sauce because they, too, live in fear of what they have created

>mom would never let me go to the play place things because of "germs"

What does blood taste like? What dishes can I make using my own blood?

>taking meds that require me to limit drinking
>can't stop thinking about drinking and when i do feel immense guilt
Anyone know this feel?

>work offshore during Thanksgiving
>Was told about whole roast hog
>Man spent two solid days welding pit just for hog
>Hog worth $400
>Hog put on pit, cook for 12 hours
>Man opens grill and belly still white
>Tosses hog in oven
>Black as night
>No one eat hog
>Sat with mediocre turkey and crisp odoule beer
>feels bad man

I need to stop spending all my money on takeaway and fast food. But, I'm too shit of a cook to make yummy food for myself.

>>9690090
>tfw no treats

>>9331443
>Go to group therapy
>Tell everyone I'm clean
>Proceed to go home and get hammered

>Peruse AA meetings for chicks

>meet girl
>we hit it off really well
>I invite her to a party I'm having
>see her there start chatting she seems really keen, hanging around me all night
>go to get a drink for me and her
>when I get back she's talking to chad
>they keep talking and within five minutes they disappear
>go to my bedroom and I can hear them fucking through the door
>tfw I get cucked in my own bedroom
>next day have to clean my sheets that they had sex in
>someone stole my 3 bottles of coke in the pantry

>ywn be a struggling Bangladeshi office worker desperately trying to figure out viral marketing on an anonymous american food&cooking imageboard

why even live

Now that I eat healthy just a bit of sugar (unless from fruit or something with fiber to control the digestion) gives me the shits.

What do you eat when you're so utterly depressed you don't feel like eating anything?

>switch to keto diet (I have a genuine non-self-inflicted disease. not doing it as a meme.)
>miss carbs. miss biting into hard, crunchy stuff. miss non-savory meals. also getting annoyed with having to cook all the time.
>start having a big plate of nuts as one of my two meals a day
>have about 80g of mixed nuts, 80g of peanut butter, and an avocado for one of my meals every day
>going pretty good for 3 months
>one day, all of a sudden, get severe stomach pains after meal. like, really bad. way worse than a normal stomach ache. basically the equivalent of a migraine vs a regular headache. pain throughout the abdomen, into the ribs. lasts for several hours, basically paralyzing me. Plus Indian-tier explosive diarrhoea
>think it's my diet pepsi, throw the rest out
>get the same ache the next day
>think it might be the large 'tropical' avocado that I got as a change instead of the normal size ones I usually buy. throw the rest away.
>get it the next day too
>finally start to realise it could be the nuts
>stop eating them for a week
>no pain
>reintroduce them in small amounts
>just 20g of almonds one day
>nope, pain and diarrhoea return
>try just 10g of walnuts a few days after that
>nope
>today I had a teaspoon of peanut butter
>nope

I threw it all away today.
Kilos of nuts, jars of peanut butter.
No more nuts ever again.
It's strange though. Had absolutely no problems for 3 months eating 160g a day. Then all of a sudden, BAM.

Fucking hell man I know that feel
My mother used to make 'Chicken Pot Fries' which was a fucking amazing dish where she would slice a homeemade pot pie into slices, then quickly batter and fry the slices. Served with a home-made mayo using the highest fat ingredients available.

Now she is on a fucking 'diet' and threw away the deep fryer. She won't even make a pot pie anymore. For my 'birthday' she made the recipe again and it was disgusting because she made the pie with kale and not chicken.

>get off work
>go to mcdonalds
>get 20 piece nugs, large fries, and a double cheese
>eat it all in my car
>drive to taco bell
>place order
>as I'm driving up to the window frantically hide McDonald's trash so taco bell employees don't see them and judge me
>eat taco bell meal in my car
>drive home
>stuff all fast food trash down into the bottom of outside trash can
>go inside and eat dinner with wife and kids
>

>jack makes a video about his blood test or something
>"i've cut out beef and pork for the past 4 months"
>"well, the test is basically not good, so i'm going to try low carb now"
>he's sick and trying to leave enough money for his family when he dies
>he knew the only way to do this was controversy
>the best sauce, jakatak69, the south park character and lousy videos
damn it walter