/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9200430
I literally had to crawl, but I'm back. Made it. Shame that i made it back with only 2 litres and have already thrown up half of it, but my god did I need that. First water I've had in 2 days.
Fuck knows what I'll do when it's gone, my pulse rate crawling just 30 feet, was genuinely scary.
I'm going to die soon, aren't I?

>>9163521
>when you have to wait for a pill to kick in

I've just spent nearly a thousand pounds on a golden quill.
I do not really even know why.
It is very soon my mother's birthday, I think it was my intention to present her with said item.
But I'd already purchased her a heated foot spa. Something by which having purchased, it is enormously more conceivable that I might ever be able to eat again.
To confirm the integrity of these threads I endeavour to post an image of this fucking retarded memepen by Monday;the date on which i have been informed that ithos nightmare will be placed at my feet.
Maybe I'll keep the foot spa for myself.