/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10442101
>Gf is getting fucked by Rover, our dog
>I walk in the room to get my vape stick I left in on accident
>Dog bites me
>Gf doesn't even look up

>>9488750

large takeaway pizza is easily 200-250 kcals a slice, which is 2000-2500 kcals assuming 10 slices

large mountain dew would be like 400 kcals atleast and breadsticks probably like 500-600, more if garlic butter dips being used on breadsticks and/or pizza

So you're looking at 3000-3500 kcals excluding condiments, that is by far more than an average male would need to consume.

That is a fatass meal for one, or a filling meal for 2-3 very hungry people

i guess what im saying is, ur fat.