/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16156559
>Tubby
>Over 35
>Jewess
>Cook
>Cat bowls at feet in kitchen

Literal Jew trailer trash.

>>15746111
>Milk and cream doesn't have protein

>why would a vegetarian eat at a chicken joint?
>Hank, they have vegetarian burrito.

Bravo Vince

>go to Publix
>hot deli girl working
>Hey Anon, hope you are doing good
>Makes my boar's head italian sub
>Talking about movies, tell her about The Warriors.
>Anon, I get off in 15 minutes if you want to Netflix and chill.
>Finally going to kino and sex
>She glances in my basket
>Have 10 cucumbers, 5 boxes of condoms, and two big bottles of lubricant
>Umm, sorry Anon, I forgot I have an exam tomorrow I need to study for.
>Quickly leaves the store
>Holding my sub wondering who put this shit in my cart
>Publix jester pops out from behind the deli counter
>"Publix encourages abstinence sir"
>Fucking Publix jester

>>15558033
>regularly puts water on to boil and walks away until the water is all boiled off and has to try again