/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16366377
hydroflasks are actually pretty based. when i was an alcoholic i used one to carry a bunch of beer around in it, i would just go to a bar and get a draught and pour it in and do that until it was full then wander around. that shit kept it ice cold for hours. good times

>>16317682
grimes is a texan now tho

>>16295005
in Tejas we call this a "sushi sammich"

>>16272458
y'all think a raccoon don't skin itself backward in the claypots? course it dun, son

>>16209948
they're called corny dogs

>>16022432
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/_IWMViHyAIs

>>15991848
micklewaithe's is the best in central tx

>>15979800
original and sweet and spicy

>>15947720
corn isn't used as much as tomatoes though... maybe for like gasoline or alcohol

>>15911384
i used to work downtown across the street from there and would eat there like twice a week. they have big ass sandwiches and better ingredients than subway plus toasty PLUS a FREE condiment bar. they weren't all fucking stingy with shit so i could get like 3 or 4 things of pickled jalapenos for my sammy

>>15846062
i had a gooseberry bush in my backyard growing up and we would eat from it all the time. also makes good pie

>>15756022
https://youtu.be/MyI524ad3c4

definitely this song

>>14799241
my name is agave jacques and cactus jack is my brother

>>14794723
In Texas we get a pig drunk on Four Lokos and grease him up with Irish butter then chase him around. Then we bury him and roast him like a matanza and eat it dressed in Luau costume. We call it a "MuttCerdo".

>>14790310
they're going to make a creampie and bear townsend will eat it out of his little shaved and bleached twink asshole.

>>14741626
people pay top money to eat bugs already and everyone's fine with it because they're in the ocean for some reason.

>>14700946
i live in texas so if i catch you on my property i'm shooting you in the dick.

>>14694978
nice! when i visit i always go to le bons temp roule on the same block and the bartenders are always blackout drunk and everyone is singing awful karaoke. good times

>>14688234
you're supposed to wash rice?

>>14676921
what?

>>14654788
>get up
>walk over to him
>push his face in the slop and tell him "Bad!" "Bad boy!"
>throw it in the trash
>let him catch you pleasuring yourself to a full poster of Brad Leone or Guy Fieri while you say "real men get meeeee offfff"
he should get learned quick

>>14640435
we call that a "leaky farm pig" in texas.

>>13579038
oh yeah and sausage

>>12620689
hold right there partner , this is my board now. Put your hands up