/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9706415
>Be me and group of friends
>Be at a Moxie's
>Four of us order relatively decent scotch to start
>Kid waiter brings them out
>Something wrong with all four glasses
>Ordered them neat
>Taste watered down, off
>Get kids attention
>Tell him situation
>Stares blankly
>Go back and get us new glasses, please
>Goes and gets second order of the same
>Same thing
>Maybe the bottle is fugged, or watered down
>This order is fucked too
>Dissention
>Manager swoops in with veteran waitress in tow
>Salvages the situation, comps us some different drinks
>Waitress is sassy but skilled
>Start ordering mains
>Steaks, pasta orders, adult fare
>Comes to friends 21 year old little brother
>"Chicken fingers, fries and a chocolate milk"
>The whole table shifts its attention
>Waitress starts teasing lil brother mercilessly
>Hilarity ensues
>Mocks him for the rest of the evening
>Does widdle baby want another chocolate milk?
>MFW