/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>im ready to fucking snap

>one of the few soy dishes really worth trying

>heineken

>R E N T F R E E.

>>14648991
>redpill me on r*ddit high life

I’m PISSED. Wast night I went to mummy and said, “Mummy, can I do the canned aiw post??” And she said, “Fuck no Anon you shit youwsewf 3 times today.” Then I quietwy shit mysewf and weminded hew that I had a wesewve 10 GBP aftew what i spent on fow mowning and wunch tendews. I thwew them at mummy. Mommi stawted cwying and I went into the computew woom to bwowse 4chan and get my kawma fwom the nowmies weddit. I stawted smewwing mysewf and then I wooked and weawized it was 4:55. I panicked as I twied to post the quickwy befowe mummy’s new boy toy came back. 4:59, I opened the awchives of geeentexts I had an found the canned aiw post. Just as I posted it I heawd the doow unwock and mummy shouting. The doow bwoke down and daddy stawted beating the shit (witewawwy) out of me. Aftew, I cwawwed up to the keyboawd to see how much nowmie kawma I’d gotten. Then I saw this wepost. The wast wowds out of my mouth, “mummy said it was my tuwn this week”

>Terrible bait.

THEY FIRED ME!!! IM FREE BROS. I CAN SHITPOST AGAIN

>I'm glad to see my webm making the rounds.

>what the hell is wrong with you

>>14574560
Hp is the only good brown sauce. You dont even need to say brown sauce just say hp. The rest may as well be shit