/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alright, I know this will be controversial, but here me out. I do understand the appeal of these, but I can't stand them personal. For one, and this is the biggest issue, they fucking demolish your teeth. Whenever I chew one, I'm terrified that the stickiness is going to rip a tooth right out of my mouth. Then there's always some chunk that gets stuck on your teeth and is impossible to remove for hours. The chocolate coating is thin and meh-tasting, and once that comes off you're left with this ultra-sticky flavorless hunk stuck in your mouth that you have to chew or suck on forever before you're finally able to swallow it. Just an unpleasant experience in every respect.

I notice a lot of people complain about Milk Duds because they get stuck in their teeth, but what they don't realize is that the optimal way to eat Milk Duds is simply to suck on them as they melt in your mouth

How many Milk Duds could you theoretically eat?

>>12229696
I was asking about candy, because this is a food forum. You have issues.