/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20307653
>China and India have to steal gutter oil from transformers and sewers just so they can cook the rats they caught eating the shit they left in the street
>We have entire robot factories making the "crappy" sandwiches.
Holy shit I fucking love being white!

>>17234766
Good, I'm going for a fucking record. Fuck the future generations.

>>17225236
That ain't it. I think both of my parents subsist entirely on soviet style canned meats, bread and cheese. They've never appreciated anything I've ever cooked for them so I stopped.
Last time they came to NYC to visit me on their vacation I had a nice dinner planned at a nice restaurant and they just got Subway when we met up and that they weren't hungry. This is the kind of people they are lol. These people don't understand food.

>>17133798
Also a bit of baking powder in the seasoning goes a long way to make the outside crunchy.
>>17133802
Yeah you're probably right lol. I don't know, maybe it's where I live, but using super old oil seems to be frowned upon. I mean you can definitely taste the difference, even days old oil has a distinct bad taste.
>>17133804
I never forget to pay and complain about my taxes. Don't wanna end up in prison.
Don't forget to line another man's pockets while he keeps raising the rent on you big boy lol.

>>17120081
None of those can be attributed to the Catholic church though.
Religion is cancer.

>>17025853
I'm not doing shit about it and am looking forward to all these restaurants that haven't been able to pay their workers a decent wage fold under the tiniest bit of pressure. Good riddance.
Capitalism, baby!

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>>16883416
And yet you still obsess about imaginary people. Weird. Take your meds and shut the fuck up.

>>16744351
>I'm from Lynn
>Boston is a fucking shithole
Yeah you know what they say about Lynn. It's just a bunch of dumb retarded people that don't matter down there. Go watch your cousin overdose faggot lol.

>>16657625
>Hey guys let me stop everything I'm doing 6 times a day so I can pray to an imaginary friend
Religious people are the fucking worst, no matter what religion it is.

>>16652391
No, it happens couple times a year around here usually for a few hours tops. I like knowing that if it goes out for longer I'm going to be comfortable.
It's called being prepared.
I also have a couple fire extinguishers around the house just in case. I've never had a fire, but same thing, it's good to be ready.
You'll figure it out when you grow up. Maybe.

>>15834759
Dang son why you so bitter? Well I'm gonna go for a bike ride while it's still a beautiful day out. You can seethe over here while I do that.

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>>15733387
lmao

>>15691568
I'm gonna go right ahead and say this is on the west coast.

>>15677522
>laughs in Massachusettsoan

>>15680753
That's never happened to me because I'm not fat, but if someone were ever rude, I'd just get up tell her out loud I'm leaving and never coming back here because you're a rude cunt and just walk out.
If someone's just a flat, shitty waiter/waitress I just won't tip.

>>15615809
Looks like a hit a spot, beany. And just so you know, I had my own homestead, killig and butchering all kinds of harvestable animals. So please go be some jungle ape somewhere else.

>>15517599
I'm a man baby! You will never have white teeth tho.

>>14867780
Then I guess you die. Or you can be an adult about it and go grocery shopping.

>>14781289
>He doesn't bbq

itt jealousy and butthurt. here I am enjoying some juicy ribs.

>>14326544
>>14326697
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>>14326753
Reminder that the "British food bad" meme comes from mentally-deficient American soldiers who were stationed in southern England in WW2 in preparation to invade France. Food in the country was being rationed at the time and thus all the various establishments that the Americans were staying in could only serve them rationed goods.

However, Americans, being the retards they are, believed this was normal, staple British food that everyone ate before the war started, and so spread word around to their equally retarded American friends and family back home. And the rest is history. The meme literally comes from American stupidity.

>>13955663
>mayo
>doesn't need to be refrigerated