/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20448201

>>19629796
Overpriced as fuck. And just because a word ends in an "s" doesn't mean you throw and apostrophe in there you retarded Califag, and Texas isn't landlocked.

>>16320706

>>15749737
>What are you implying? Can you use your words more concisely instead of mouth breathing on the internet

>>15667191

>>13812564
...because you're undercooking your rice. Add more water and cook for longer.

>>13328389
How does he get out? Durr.

Egg faggot is the worst webm on here getting posted 100 times a week. You egg man loving faggots should eat a bullet and make the world a better place.

>>11091136

>>9593409
This is an example of me being a complete retard:

>Find recipe book published by Marlboro
>Same faggots who sell cigarettes
>Recipe states that I must cook chili on high for, like, two hours
>Wtf does it just take forever to cook through the food or something?
>Whatever, if Marlboro says it's safe, then I'll trust it

>Entire house fills with black smoke
>Ruined my pot because the food has burned in to a charred layer
>I was cooking spicy chili with habaneros and shit, so I also filled my kitchen with what was essentially mace
>Call mom bitching about it
>She doesn't even need to look at the recipe to know where I fucked up
"Anon, sweetie, that recipe is for use in a crack pot. Not a stove top."
>I am now, and forever, the dumbest mother fucker that's ever lived.

>>7701623
>it takes about 2 years to properly season those darn pans and they only last about 6 years

>>6667180
>gyro
>street food

Yes because when I walk outside I see a gyro man pushing a gyro cart. Fuck outta here guy

>>6555484

>>6548862

>>5714315
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE