/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>early morning
>groggy As fuck
>put skillet on stove for eggs, still some bacon grease in from yesterday
>short on time, jump in the shower
>rub a dub dub, wait what is that smell?
>oh fuck
>run naked and dripping into the kitchen
>plume of smoke flowing steadily from the iron skillet, apartment looks like a hookah bar filled with smoke
>grab handle, burn self, throw skillet into sink
>turn water on full blast into almost boiling, hot oil filled skillet
>FAWOOOSH
>spire of flame singes the ceiling and chars the cupboards
>I lost my best pan, potential breakfast, and my security deposit in the span of 10 minutes of absent minded-ness

I also almost burned down a house once as well. Only an exploding can of potato soup saved me that time