/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17766835
not in America

>ubereats sending me a 50% off coupon

why wont these apps just leave me alone.

Am I the only one who dips his fries into ice cream or milkshakes?

I entered a pizzeria yesterday at 9:55pm that closes at 10pm. So it was still open. Nevertheless, the woman there was obviously quite annoyed that I had the audacity to order pizza in a pizzeria. What's wrong with people? If you don't want people ordering at that time, don't be open at that time. I just want my pizza.

>>14718382
>mfw live in walnut creek
>mfw woke up yesterday to dark orange skies that looked like it was 630 pm on mars
feels bad bros

>>13747773
Pretty bad, ngl.
>tfw 136 kg 160 cm

>>13554148
ITT: true /fit/izens posting tasty/healthy options while lardomutt co/ck/s post high-sugar candy bars w <10 g protein

>>13486505
>I don't want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world
why aren't women like this anymore bros?

>eating steak gives you cancer
>eating chicken gives you heart problems
>eating fish gives you brain problems
>eating carbs gives you chronic diseases
>eating dairy gives you Alzheimer's
>eating vegan kills your children
why is food like this bros? what am I supposed to eat?

>>13283471
>be me
>be 22
>just kicked out of house two weeks before thanksgiving
>living in a car
>go to gas station on thanksgiving
>get a can of bud light, two heat-lamp warmed chicken drumsticks and a bag of potato chips
>mfw ate meal in empty parking lot of a movie theater
why did you post this OP?

>>13089517
>tfw you're dieting through nog season
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I want nog, but I also want to make it. FUCK!

>>12858503
>friends and ladies

>sometimes i just suck this right out the bottle while gaming. Good shit

I want to hold hands at the farmer's market with her.

>>12439568
...yea

>>12308189
fuuggg anon this one hits deep

>>12294068
>order myself medium pizza and wings for dinner
>get plates & utensils for 3 people
i know your pain anon

>>12135240
I remember once I got 2 mcchickens and 2 mcdouble and then got a little ceasers pizza and ate it all in 1 sitting. Not even surprised I'm morbidly obese

>>12008339
>'I know I shouldn't eat anything more tonight, but I'll have a small snack. I'll exercise some self-control and have a jar of pickles (15 calories) with a few slices of cheese (c. 100 calories). That's not too bad.
>2 hours later, finish a 3,500-calorie food binge with cheeses, leftover chili, cereal, condensed milk spread over toast, and some kind of flour 'pudding' I made on the stove with heavy cream and sugar and

Welp...

>>11011336
>You'll carry that weight

>be me
>a bit chubby but nonetheless big-boned at 784.4 lbs
>have to deal with uneducated bigots who don't understand that this is who I am and there isn't a skinnier me underneath
>come to /ck/ daily and nightly because I feel comfortable surrounded by food talk
>have a routine before, though, of course
>jump on my trusty scooter I got from a leg injury a few years ago going up the stairs
>I don't really need it of course because I'm healthy at every size
>start up the engine
>PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH *wheeeeeeze* *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE* PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHHHHVVVRROOOOooommmmmmmmm
>I knew Old Reliable Scoot would live up to her name
>head out the door, but my hip bones don't exactly fit at a 10ft wingspan
>get the Country Crock and lube up my large hip bones, elbows, and ribcage
>slide out the door, Old Reliable slowing down at the strain to push through this ordeal
>finally get through
>another victory for the big boned community
>puhpuh my way to my favorite restaurant to grab a light snack
>pull in the drive-thru to order 3 large chocolate milkshakes with extra whip cream, an ultimate cheesey quadruple double quarter pound cheese and bacon burger with extra fat, 4 large fries, and a small diet cola
>put all my goodies inside my basket and scoot home
>another victory coming through the front door again
>can finally enjoy the next 4 hours on /ck/

>>8893742
I've been eating balogna and cheese sandwiches for lunch for the past few weeks.
Sheeeit

I just wanna say, I love these threads. We may be alone with our problems in the real world (either because we're loners, or just that we haven't told anyone we are an alcohol) but we'll never be alone in our /alc/ generals.

I love you, bros