/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Worst & best I've had.

>my birthday party, turned 20
>getting shitfaced with friends at someplace
>hadn't been drinking for a while so my tolerance was at an all-time-low
>decide it's not good enough here, we gotta drive over at x
>we had a non-drinker with us, so it's cool
>so we get in the car and drive
>damn, this car all wobbly and shit
>I'm getting nauseous
>then we're driving over a bridge
>a fucking bridge, nowhere to stop, speed limit is also increased
>going like 70 kph
>I'm sitting in the back, right side
>friend sitting next to me is like "anon, you look bad, you okay?"
>I reply "y-yeah"
>he's like "are you sure?"
>at this point I just open the door in a driving car and start throwing up
>I miss the gap and the vomit hit's the window, some of it goes back inside the car, some of it out
>the guy driving it can't stop, so he accelerates
>I just keep going
>vomiting out of a car trough open door in live traffic while going 90kph on a fucking bridge

>>6138877


Nah its a big no no so you got to hide it, but its relatively easy when your sitting at a booth and use teamwork. Pretty much just put the biggest fat fucks on the outside seating of the booth to block prying eyes and fill those fuckers up.

pineapple and cranberries

but nigga, go to the doctor before you get kidney fauilure

Hi, my name is anonymous, and I'm a greatful recovering alcoholic. is this an open meeting or is there a speaker

>>5919305
>nutritive
>of or relating to nutrition, providing nourishment

>nutrition
>the process of providing or obtaining the food necessary for health and growth
>food; nourishment

you lrn2read, you passive aggressive cunt

enjoy your fucking brekkie

>drinking wood flavored alcohol

>>5823226
:(

>>5361687
No, we don't. Did you even read the post being responded to?

Oi /ck/, anybody got sauce on that kind of depression video where the guy just makes queso using bottled salsa and nacho cheese sauce? In the mean time, YouTube "Cooks" thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veKNfSeQhx8

If anybody ever needs unequivocal proof of how fucked up this country is, look no further than Michelle Obamas appearance at a Subway last month to talk about battling childhood obesity and to promote a healthy lifestyle. At a fucking Subway. Are you kidding me? Subway is shit quality food and all smoke and mirrors. It's not fresh, it's not quality, it's not healthy, it's shit! The fact that the FLOTUS would go to a Subway and talk about healthy eating, which suggests Subway itself is healthy, is totally insulting and absurd.

On another note, I hate Subway. It isn't fresh it's all low quality ingredients, and their "footlongs" don't even fill you up. They put barely any meat or cheese on them. The bread is all air. But of course they will stuff your sandwich with lettuce. Subway sucks and for the 8 bucks it costs to get a filling sandwich there, you are better off going to a local shop that uses real brad and quality meats/cheeses.

FUCK SUBWAY!

>mfw Floridian
>mfw fresh squeezed OJ from local county growers available 3/4ths of the year
>mfw 75f and sunny with a cool breeze right now
>mfw I wear shorts and flip flops to work

>>5166091
>tfw you eat the first frozen thin mints of the year

>>5166045
>btw i'm a gril

>>5151780
>meet new friends
>enjoy the wild outdoors
>hiking
>camping
>fishing
>rock climbing
>ropes courses
>friendly sports competitions amongst cabins/groups
>swimming in fresh springs
>learning how to talk to girls as a kid

Some of the shit we did.

I can see how if someone were autistic it might be intimidating. Of course I don't know about other camps, but this one was properly run.

The cool part was we never even heard the name "Chik-fil-a" mentioned at all. In fact even on the website you're hard pressed to find it.

I do remember one day for lunch we all got chicken sandwiches tho. It was the first one I ever had.
>mfw

>almost 2014
>only caring about how much money you make and not doing the things you love

>>5040962
BORGOR.

>>4977408

got some organic bulk green tea. best tea i ever did have yessuh

put some pomegranate in it. tastes good yessuh it does

Why is it called the Boorito if I can't get a discounted Burito?

>>4870781
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH u r dum

Hey /ck/, I'm fucking hungry.
>Have a little experience with the kitchen, though my oven purrs like a walrus.
>Have a bunch of random shit handy, just want something original to try.
>Ask me if I have something, I'll tell you if I do.
Show me your moves.