/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13353545
Had a slice of pizza late one night at a Sam's Club. Tire popped, so I had to get a new one put on and I decided to hit up the food court for a soda and a snack. Could have been the soda machines. Could have been the pizza. I'm not sure. I got about twenty minutes from home until it felt like somebody had taken a dagger to my stomach and was twisting it. I spent the next 24 hours on my knees in bed begging the universe for forgiveness for whatever I had done to deserve such bullshit. Thunder and lighting shooting out of both ends. The storm finally passed and I swore off Sam's Club food since. The kind of pain that you probably wouldn't even wish on your enemies. Bleh.