/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19971334
That is honestly inoffensive compared to some deserts I've seen.

>>18119647
Answer me

>>14740388
This is true of literally everything. You'll never be able to experience every food, or every culture, or every piece of music. You'll never learn everything there is to learn. There will always be a skill you've never had the time to pick up. Life has an infinite number of choices and possibilities and all you can do is pick one and hope it was worth living for.
You'll never run out of things to work toward, but you can't do everything.
I get so fucking depressed thinking about it, man. Life is too sweet to be this short.

>>13555368
I just wanted to make a fucking sandwich.

>>12739972
B-but I'm an only child...

>>12385392

>Go to golden corral
>Rib night
>Didn't know about it but cool
>Turns out rib night meant no sliders
>Mad but might as well have ribs
>Ribs turn out hard as fuck and are mostly cartilage
>One has large black stain/hole in the middle of it (abscess?) which caused me to spit it out and toss the plate
>Go and fill up my plate with macaroni and fried shrimp bits (chopped shrimp battered and fried)
>Steal some bacon bits and shredded cheese from the salad bar and toss it onto the macaroni too
>Set it down at my table and immediately go back for a small bowl of watermelon and melondew
>Come back just in time to see my waiter taking my full plate of food away
>Sit down and eat fruit
>Go back and get some more macaroni but also grab a slice of pizza
>Manage to eat it this time and it was all freshly made right before so it was pretty good
>Go and get some jalapeno bread with some chowder and chicken fingers
>Make a sandwich with the bread and chicken to dip into and eat along with the chowder
>Mid-meal waiter comes up and asks me if I'm okay and if I need a spoon.
>Tell him alright since my other one got dirty and he goes off
>Finish my food and get up for dessert
>Slice of german chocolate pie with caramel dressing and some ice-cream with nuts and chocolate on the side
>A few cookies topped onto it too
>Sit down and drink coffee for a bit while I wait for the waiter to return
>Never does
>Steal some unused cutlery from the table nearby and start eating my dessert finally
>It's alright
>As I get ready to go I'm wondering what tip I should leave
>Shit service so I don't feel like I should tip
>Get up to leave but as I get up I notice an ambulance in the side of the restaurant
>My waiter is in a stretcher
>Flag down waitress and ask what happened since the guy was my waiter
>Tells me he started seizing after someone pushed too hard and dropped a dish loader onto him while he was washing the cutlery
>mfw

It was my first buffet experience so it's mostly inane.