/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19902892
>farmed atlantic salmon
RIP OP

>>14741989
This looks a bit like the stuff I dug out of my 11 year old sisters infected vagina with a sterilized ET The Extraterrestrial plastic novelty finger torch.

Just smoked a shitload of pot guys.

>>14674659
I get similar cravings driving past a preschool. Not the smell, just their laughter makes me yearn to be a birthday clown again. Unfortunately the Australian clown registry prohibits war criminals and sex offenders.

I have to admit I'd love to have a flame grilled whopper right now though OP.

>>14672843
I'm hungry alright, hungry for other men.

I'm about to cook up a real FEAST for you fellas with my digital camera. Get ready for some high res dick pics.

>>14577679
The only thing I find revolting is that my face isn't buried in Greta Thunbergs sweet, juicy little Swedish pussy. I absolutely lust for Greta. I need to taste her perfect pink nipples and arsehole. I'm serious.

I bet her pubic hair is so soft and curvy, so fine, it could be used to line the nest of tiny baby birds. Jesus Christ.

>>12950582
favorite roast shop asian
>'medium pork!?'
>'y-yeah'
>wanted small

How often does /ck/ tuck into a bit of wensleydale cheese?

Is buying a rice cooker worth it? Or am I falling for a meme?