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>>16836154
>tfw always have to explain that the spiciness isn’t the issue, but rather the fact my throat is fucking dry and I get thirsty after eating certain spicy things

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>Walking through the store
>No bullshit's happening
>Fill up my cart and make it to the checkout line
>Sudden tap on my shoulder
>It's the fucking Grocery Wizard
>"Unpackaged protein, you do lack"
>"And so I must contrive"
>"Your chicken breasts"
>"Are now chicken nests"
>"And cost one-hundred five!"
>Look down and my cart is full of fucking nests with chickens clucking and shitting everywhere
>Grocery Wizard instantly teleports away
>Grocery bill is $700

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>>10559257
>no mini flavor

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>>55352
>Only going there because the people produce good art there.

You're a goofball, Anon. Stay beautiful.

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>>8151392
People are usually less pretentious about alcohol unless you're working at an upscale bar. People are ALWAYS pretentious about their shitty coffee.

>>8150411
>>8150388
>be hotel employee
>hotel has a star bucks but not really
>it's our Bistro, it just sells starbucks products
>including drinks and shit
>get roped into working in the Bistro because blahblahblah budgeted hours blahblahblah and no one else will do it so I take one for the team
>later also get forced to become cook with no training but that's another story

>first day solo on the front end aka coffee and sandwiches and register
>Breakfast service ended an hour ago, other employee already fucking left, i'm just scheduled an extra hour for no reason
>suddenly, a wild pack of negresses
>worse, teenage negresses
>they demand starbucks drinks
>have to explain what we actually do and do not have - hint: we have coffee and espresso and thats about it
>start fucking ordering caramel latte bullshit
>again it's my first day
>ohboyherewego
>I know how to do the drink because HANDY CHART thankfully
>latte the shit out of that espresso and 2% milk
>hand it over
>"Eww, this tastes like COFFEE"
> <--- MFW
> "Yo shit is watery"
>Reply that i'm sorry our coffee wasn't up to snuff and it's on the house
>they cancel their many orders and leave, gaggling like hens about going in on a pizza
> <--- Still my face
>Fucking hate teenagers
>Fucking hate starbucks

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>>6323448
>Incest
>Vegan

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>>4973874
I did not fucking see that coming

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>Thought it might be amusing to watch a step-by-step process of making a fried egg
>OP still manages to fuck it up
>MFW

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