/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10688670
fucking faggot

>Dad took my to Hooters for my 18th birthday 'to make me into a man'
>One of the worst experiences of my life, certainly the reason I am still a virgin 7 years later
>Waitress comes to take our order
>Dad loudly says 'Come on son, no staring at her body' and laughs and pats me on the arm
>I ask for Boneless Wings with Curly fries and a coke
>Dad loudly gasps and says 'NO! Son, no more childs food for you!'
>tells the waitress 'get him a More Than a Mouthful Burger, with a side of Big Dipper Fries.'
>pats the fucking waitress on the ass and says 'Maybe if you get him some extra Big Dippers he'll give you an extra big slipper' and laughs again
>the waitress eventually brings our food
>I start eating
>it is OK
>can't finish the whole thing though
>have about 1/8th of the burger and a few fries leftover at the end
>dad gets pissed at this when I tell him I am full
>Tells me that the waitresses 'tits will deflate because of what a whining prick you are'
>tells me that if I can't get another animalistic sensation surrounded by 'hot chicks' to eat a nice pile of meat then I will always be a pussy
>makes me eat the rest of the food
>points out whenever a waitress is bending over or something and makes me look to 'fuel my appetite'
>ended up being sick when I got home

>>6962197
you will die though

What kind of food are you GROWING, /ck/?