/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17598712
>TFW fatass
Anon, I could stop eating for 4 months and still be slightly overweight.

Munchies after smoking a joint
>8 mars bars
>A pack of chocolate wafers
>A family sized pack of cheese balls
>4 sandwiches with ham, cheese and mayo
>About 20 oreos
>6 cordon bleus
>A pizza with every kind of meat possible on it (ham, bacon, salami, sausage and sliced hot dogs)
>Half a gallon of iced tea

What foods can you eat that make you really belch? I-I think I've got some air trapped in my lung bros, it hurts

>>14624723
I have never needed one

>fast food wagie forgot to put my 3 orders of desert in my bag
>dont go back because its better i dont eat that much sugar

>>14466013
The biggest

>heard McDonalds workers sneer behind my back "It's the 3 mcdoubles guy again"
Fucking wagies, can I get them in trouble for this?

>favorite pizza place started applying a phone-call only delivery policy

>ate a whole stuffed crust pizza from Little Caesars by myself in one sitting this week
>again

>mcdonalds guy recognized me and quipped "the usual, huh?"

>ate Mcdonalds again
2 dbl cheeseburgers
large fries
millshake

Around 2300 calories, at least I didn't eat anything else today except a blueberry/lemon smoothie......

>go to the store to buy enough food for a couple weeks so I don't have to expose myself to rona
>eat 25% of it as soon as I get home in the first 2 days

just ate a big king xxl and a crispy chicken burger (i'm still hungry)
why is that shit so addictive bros? I spend all my money on fast food

I HATE having fries or soda with my burger

Its 10 PM and I just ate half a lasagna by myself.

>just ate entire box of zebra cakes

How do I have that Chinese vegetable with soy sauce thing from home? Do they just have frozen vegetables in the store in one bag I can just dump in a pan and put soy sauce on and have it ready?

I’m really fucking fat and want stuff like that. Mixed veggies with sauces and stuff. What vegetables do I mix together and what sauces and stuff?

Plz help I’m so fat I’m literally gonna lose a leg and inhale whole frozen pizzas in seconds. Literally.

>Buy a bunch of healthy shit when I go shopping like veggies and beans
>When dinnertime comes around I realize I don't want some fucking gross broccoli I want a fucking pizza after a long day
>Healthy shit goes uneaten and rots or sits for months in the freezer until it's so freezer burned that it's inedible

I can't be the only one who goes through this

I’m eating healthier. Give me some vegetables/sauces go together. Can i get groups of vegetables frozen together in one bag without it being some gimmick like chicken in it or some Alfredo sauce or some shit

Thinking like onion sauce soy sauce type stuff with vegetables mixed together or vegetables topped with cooked onions asian stuff different stuff and maybe vegan alternatives to meat and stuff.

Really would like to be able to pull out a bag or multiple bags from the freezer throw it in a pan and mix some sauce in like soy sauce or something get the right kinds of fresh vegetables i can chop up or mix in

I went on my 5km run bros but I was weak.
I saw the banan bread man on my way back and he was selling his banan bread half price because it was late.
I bought two loafulls of banan bread and I'm just sitting here feeling like shit because if I don't eat it it will go bad but I just did all that work.
I honestly don't know what to do bros.
It's not fucking fair.

What’s the day in the life of a normal skinny person in terms of food consumption? I honestly don’t understand how people stay skinny so effortlessly.

>go to Little Caesars
>order 4 pizzas and to sides of crazy bread with sauce
>cashier says "wow, you must be having a party, huh"
>just laugh and say yeah
>go home and eat pizza and crazy bread by myself
How much of a loser am i

ate a whole little Caesar's pie

Why isn't there a 100% perfect artificial sweetener that is indistinguishable from sugar yet