/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8465782
I got your fatty junk right fucking here girl, hanging like fruit. I'd eat that ass out like it was steak tartare. Or maybe like it was steak au poivre, and take an extra shot of cognac while I'm basting your roast.

And then I'd finger blast you until the neighbors start complaining about the burning smell.

I would sex you up roughly, is what I'm getting at.

>>8443936
>rampant shitposting
Stopped reading right there. I'm not going to sit here quietly and be criticized by an overweight poverty-stricken niggerfaggot with gender identity issues.
For me, it's the GoFuckyourself, the best tasting insult.

>>8354929
Posting in an epic thread

>>8256015
>your opinion to me is like hyphenated names
>I get visibly upset when you bring mine up

>>8222913
I'm sorry? Why would I have to weaken my teeth for eating? That seems counterproductive.

>>8201544
>fucking a special child

You're crazy man. You're fucking out there.

>>8198576