/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8718209
For a 180 pound male drinking 3 6% beers over 2 hours, BAC would only be about .03%, without eating food or drinking water.

>>7028332
No, it didn't
You just have no taste.

>Don't want to spend my money on a low quality product
>This somehow makes me the bad guy
I'll drink a Heineken or a Bud if its free.
Fuck light beer and corona though.
You want me to drink that shit? You'll have to pay me.
>Drinking slightly stale water

>buy a sandwich at one place
>Go to a coffee shop
>One latte, please
>Clerk goes off to steam my milk
>I unwrap my sandwich
>As he turns around I look him straight in the eye
>Go to take a bite
>He drops the milk, giving himself second degree burns as he rushes to stop me from eating outside food
>I'm too quick for him, already swallowed (I always swallow)
>He's literally in tears
>I laugh as egg salad oozes from the corners of my mouth
>Turns out he got fired the very next day