/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7166572
I still shit once a day because I tell my ass "no," which I should really stop, but every single time it's a huge clean poo that is solid and often crumbles in the toilet, which I heard is actually good.
No more sticky ass-leak inducing 20minute shitfests.

>>7166895
What a faggot.
Toddlers are amaaaazing.

>>7152896
Why would I?
Meat isn't good for health, if it was brainless corpses wouldn't it still be bad for health? Disgusting-ness aside, you aren't removing it that way.

Cricket-burgers, there's still no reason at all to eat it, and I doubt it's healthy for humans.
I'd prefer not to have a ridiculous spike in protein, and also I always hated burgers, so I'm sure cricket-burgers wouldn't be great either.

>>7153000
There's literally no need for humans to worry about protein though.
If you don't eat just one or two fruits all day and you get enough calories, you'll get enough protein. I'll often get 100g/day with balanced aminos every day. All I eat is fruits, vegetables (not as many as I should), copious amounts of bread types depending on the meals, pasta, and potatoes if you don't count that as a vegetable.
Who fucking cares if it's an efficient way to get protein when unless we're starting a cricket-farm in space while still being baboon-tier technology, then it's meaningless.

>>7152842
If you want chicken-flavor, Gardein chicken sliders & seven-grain are similar I guess and taste better than any frozen chicken I've ever had, and I was a shitty child who ate lots of it, all the brands I tried.
The beyond meat chicken tasted like tires and poultry seasoning to me. That being said, gardein ones have a crust, I'll be trying their "grilled" sometime though myself I suppose.

>>7152843
>>7152863
I do feel something in my body, and not some "ewww" feeling, although I may have that now though I can't be sure.
But I feel sluggish and tired afterward, greasy (even if it wasn't fried) at my pores and all around, and just generally "bleh."
I'm not sure what it is, because biologically I can't single it out. It reduced when I moved from grilled chicken from fried chicken, then it's vanished (unless I eat extremely high fat and 2000kcal meal) since I went vegan, even when eating 1200kcal of baked potatoes, 400kcal of corn or vegetable of some sort, and somethin' else.

>>7099229
I'd suggest (whole wheat) pasta, baked potato fries, oats, and fruit.

Breakfast, just get in the habit of either eating a large amount of fruit, be it on it's own or in a smoothie, or making some oats.
You can still make pancakes or waffles, even Belgian waffles if you want, but they take more effort than the other options, but are still virtually the same as making them normally, just no eggs and either vegan butter or an alternative.

>>7099353
Most farm kids I know or former farm kids were disgusted by the acts their parents committed and often dislike the specific type of meat acquired from their parents to this day 'lad.
Besides, family-stuff is far better quality of enslavement than factory-farm stuff.

>>7099430
>Yeah the problem is I hate all of that especially oatmeal
Are you sure?
Most people don't know how to make oatmeal and make it into gew-y cement. Try making it differently, adding some blueberry preserves in it, maybe some coconut sugar, blueberries, etc, and you'll be good to go.

>I lead a busy life so I don't have time to stock up on fruits.
What?
If you have time to purchase food it's fruits. Zero or very little prep, all concentrated in a small space in your local supermarket, lasts many days at least, cheap, etc.
Just go once or twice a week at least just going to the fruit section, get some oranges in a 15lb bag, a few bundles of bananas (at least), etc.

>>7099587
I don't because I dislike them all or don't find them appealing and (some) never tried them and have no interest to.
Besides, it's not a needed thing. I get plenty of all you mentioned. Those things are found in literally everything I eat.

>>7099591
I eat mostly grains (corn included), all either dried or frozen, with rice, bread (duh), potatoes, and bunches of fruit.
I barely eat beans or vegetables to be quite honest, yet I get all my nutrients according to cronometer. I still really should eat some greens more. I try, I'm new.