/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LET ME TELL YOU ALL A FUCKING STORY ABOUT ALBERTSON'S COOKIES
These tasty motherfuckers were childhood fuel. You slap these bitches with a group of friends, a game of Melee and a tall glass of milk and you had a grand old time. These chewy, lightly salty morsels of goodness were to childhood what a glass of thick, murky ale is to the adult world. In every way that mass produced confections could be they were fucking king.
Then Albertson's merged with fucking Safeway and they changed the recipe completely. The chocolate tastes like fucking Easter candy, too much fucking sugar, and the texture OH FUCK ME THE TEXTURE it's like eating a fucking Chips Ahoy made by Nature Valley.
You killed my childhood and I'll never be able to have these tasty cunts back you fucking Bilderberg cocksuckers.