/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17947401
>Nobody like alcohol in itself and nobody is pretending to.
Just wait and see all the (You)'s I'm gonna get with pic rel
>inb4 nyooo beer doesn't count it only has like 5% alcohol you can barely taste it! >:O
Literally no different than pretending to enjoy water with 5% diarrhea

>>17846211
Beer tastes like dirty water that had old crackers soaking in it

No one actually likes the taste of beer. You just want an excuse to drink something exotic to impress your aging hipster friends. Any normal person would be happy to have an excuse not to participate in the dumb beer-centered social rituals the rest of us have to pretend to enjoy. Guess what: no one gives a shit that you drink Slavic peasant bread scrap fungus water you pretentious fuck

Does anyone actually like alcohol?
It tastes like shit and makes you feel like shit later
Are alcoholics secretly masochists or do people just like to feel dizzy?

>just as sugary tho
Why are you making shit up?
>doesnt get you drunk
It does unless you're a raging alcoholic with a ridiculous alcohol tolerance.

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>t. Randall Munrow

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>>17098654
Gotta do my part! MMMMM!!!

>>17097044
>When you say "enjoy" it's just not complain about it right?
I mean, that's what adulthood is all about

>>16850721
He has a point.

lol so true

Sprite and vodka pls

Honestly, beer as a whole. I'm still convinced no one actually likes this shit. I'm aware people have different tastes and my favorite food is probably someone's least favorite, but beer is objectively ass. I'd say it tastes like liquid cardboard, but you could probably blend cardboard with seltzer and it would taste better. I can only drink sours and lambics, and I only know of them because my beer-obsessed friends have taken me to a million taprooms, insisting I "find what I like" so we can actually enjoy going to bars together. Every time someone takes me to a beer-only """""bar""""" it's pure fucking suffering. Thank god for bar food.
On that note, why do people put beer in every fucking thing? "Beer cheese" tastes identical to normal cheese. If you want it to stay liquid at room temperature, add some fucking milk and emulsifying salts for god's sake.

>>15760063
This.
Same with beer. Alcohol is just icky and anypne who says they enjoy the taste is just bullshitting.

>>15743812
>this
can we all stop pretending alcohol taste good

>>15684942
Yes it's really bitter and people just like being drunk so they deal with it

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE ME THOSE DARK STOUTS, THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO RUGGED AND MANLY, YOU CAN REALLY TASTE YOUR CELLS CRINGING, MMMMMM TASTY

>10 years earlier

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN EAT CHOCOLATE UNDER 88% LMAO, FUCKIN BABY WANTS HIS SWEETS TO NOT TASTE LIKE TREE BARK OR SOMETHING? ALSO I SHOVEL COFFEE BEANS STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH, BREWING TAKES OUT TOO MUCH OF THAT EPIC BITTERNESS

>10 years earlier

DUDE THESE FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS ARE TOTES RADICAL BRO, I CAN FEEEEEL MY TASTE BUDS DYING. WHAT, YOU PREFER YOUR FOOD TASTE LIKE SOMETHING LIKE SOME FAG? YOU GOTTA BE HELLA STRONG TO HANDLE THE SPICE, BROSEPH.

>>15051317
Everyone dislikes it. You just have to pretend to like it. Its one of those unspoken social rules that helps people pick out socially awkward spergs.

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Water

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