/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19204097
>this motherfucker lives like this and has a gf
>i count every calorie, lift 6 days a week, agonize over my appearance, write a script in my head for every conversation i have, and i have never had a gf
someone fucking kill me already

>tfw when I want to either drink or sleep but I have to stay up to do some work at 11 and I already brushed my teeth so whiskey won't taste nice

>Today is the day I stop. I KNOW I can do it.
>take last, precious 20mg of Valium
>ok, here we go
>lay in bed for 3 hours, sober for the first time in years
>uhm, someone remind me what it is that sober people do for fun?
>Lay in total silence literally just staring at the ceiling, everything is boring
>FUCK
>THIS
>get drunk
>everything is fun
Hm.

>>9052746
>reddit foods

>>8848285
Oh I feel you, dude. I have a 500 word essay due in two weeks. I'm so screwed.

>these gringos thinking tostilocos are American
Jajajajajajaja

OP here- I decided to roll three times even though it breaks the rolls because after what I got, I want you guys to vote on how I suffer. I kid you not:

> Zambia
> Burkina Faso
> Niger

>>8678511

WAT

To people who never, ever drink soda at all (if you have had a soda in the last year minimum please do not reply)

What in the fuck do you drink instead

To people who will just reply with 'water'

Are you telling me that in the last year or longer that water is the ONLY beverage you've consumed with no exceptions at all?

>it's christmas time soon-ish again

He reminds me of myself when I was a teenager

>>7451633
>small
>thin
>crispy

>tfw the double down is gone again.

>>6725034
>repulsive

a soft, tender steak cooked evenly thru all the way looks repulsive. ok

>ask a kid what kind of drink they want
>"Blue!"

>>6506125
>work at a mom and pop up-scale pizzeria
>been there over 3 years now
>started as a delivery driver, now work inside, have had many raises
>people are all cool as hell, even the owners (outside of work, I hate working with them, though)
>a few months ago we start slowing down
>hours start getting cut
>went from working >40 hours a week at a decent wage to barely pulling 20 hours
>broke as shit
>suddenly can't drink on the job anymore because co-workers can't control their liquor
>recently some co-workers left and I'm given a big speech about stepping up my effort to fill their roles to get more hours
>new schedule has me working barely 3 hours more than old schedule
>now I'm stuck working the counter - the job I hate the absolute most, would rather be washing dishes
>done nothing but improved my kitchen
>doesn't matter because 50 year old Mexican cook will never leave and I can never move up, regardless of how much they hate the way he operates

Good fucking thing I'm going back to school. Not trying to be all high and mighty, but fuck doing the job of a 19 year old talentless girl. I fucking hate working the counter.

When school starts I'm seriously going to tell them I can't work during the week (when they need someone for the counter). Fuck that shit.

>will never afford lobster

>>6302235
>whether you sniff your cousin's underwear

god dammit how did you know?

>>6215845
I don't understand a word, but the repeating of the same words and phrases several times over makes me really uncomfortable.

>>5711250
>letting parents to do the groceries
>supermarket adults

>>5698161
My sink is filled with rotting dishes that have been there for months. It smells bad like sulfur. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

>>5628667
>tfw no more biscuit famous bowl