/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Same roommate, end of the quarter.

> His papa bear comes to visit
> The dad is equally derp
> Sees that roommate only has onion dip and Arizona jugs in the fridge
> Dad scoffs and takes roommate to the store
> They come back with more chips/dip/Arizona, and the prize of the trip, a 10 lb bag of frozen uncooked chicken wings
> Roommate proudly shows me what his dad bought him
> "That's nice. How are you going to cook those?"
> Keep in mind roommate has no dishes, pots, pans, anything. All he has is a jar of french onion dip, Ruffles, and a few jugs of Arizona
> "I can cook them anon it won't be hard"
> "What sauce are you going to use for them?"
> "Oh I don't need sauce"
> That night, roommate goes in kitchen
> Tears open bag of raw chicken wings
> Pulls one out
> Sniffs it
> Shrugs
> Realizes he has no plates, so instead of asking, puts it on a piece of paper towel (which was technically still mine)
> Puts it in the microwave
> Microwaves for five minutes
> Pulls it out
> Wing is slimy and smells like ass
> Only partially cooked
> He looks at it
> Smells it
> Tosses it and the paper towel in the trash
> Walks out of the room to go do something else
> Freezer door still open with unsealed bag of raw wings
> Offered to help him cook them later and he tried to tell me he "cooked his fine," and just wasn't hungry
> Open bag sat in the fridge, covered in ice crystals, the entire rest of the time I lived there