/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13588690
>Liking hot sauce is [buzzword from reddit]
>Disliking hot sauce is also [buzzword from reddit]
Have you considered maybe just going back to your shithole and leaving my shithole alone?

>he uses the word umami in public...

>At a restaurant with a friend
>Know their steaks are the size of my head and will fill me up
>Order a steak anyway as it's all I want
>"What will your first side dish be?"
>"Uh, French Fries I guess."
>"Alright, and your second side dish?"
>"Don't want one."
>"What?"
>"I don't want a second side dish, just one order of fries."
>"But sir the second side dish is free."
>"Doesn't matter, I don't want it."
>"But it's a waste of food."
>"It'd be a bigger waste to give it to me because I wont eat it."
>"You could take it home."
>"I don't want to take it home and have it sitting in my fridge, just one side dish."
>"But Sir"
>This goes on for 5 minutes straight with her constantly trying to fucking sell me on the idea of an extra dish of fries or onion rings
>Friend I'm eating out with says he'll take the second side of french fries
Why don't these cunts just take no for a fucking answer? Isn't the customer always right? The fuck.

>>8776685
>drinking coffee
enjoy your substance dependence, subhuman.

>>8749395
>Uses manchild nicknames for food
>Has a preference for literally the same stuff, no alterations, but presented in a finger food package.