/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why do they bitch and moan about everything that has to do with food?
>pic related

>>17978526
>unironically being It*lian

>NOT THE PASTA!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!! FUCK!!! ITS OVER FOR US ITALIANS!!!! IF IT GETS OUT THAT PASTA IS THIS EASY TO BREAK EVERY WOMAN WILL KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR NOODLE-THIN PENISES!!! UH... LETS JUST SAY ITS A CULINARY THING!!!! YPIPO DONT SEASON DEY FOOD LMAO YOU DONT ADD SALT TO YOUR PASTA MAMA MIA I WOULD LITERALLY SUCK OFF A NIGGER BEFORE I LET YOU BREAK THAT SPAGHETTI IN HALF IM JUST YOUR AVERAGE ITALIAN KEK THIS IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY

Do italiancels really??

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PASTA! ANYTHING BUT THE PASTA! DONT SNAP IT IN HALF NOOOOOOOO!!! ILL LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE, MY MOTHER, MY DAUGHTER, JUST FOR GOD SAKES DONT BREAK THE SPAGHETTI IN HALF AND LEAVE IT UNSALTED, MY TINY ITALIAN PENIS WILL SHRIVEL UP AND I WILL LOSE EVERYTHING DEAR TO ME!!!!

NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BREAK YOUR PASTA IN HALF WHEN YOURE COOKING SPAGHETTI, YOU HAVE TO LAY IT OUT IN AN AUTISTIC MANNER AND SALT IT OR YOULL HURT MY FRAGILE ITALIAN FEELERINOS!!!

>>17341358
>>They are north african, pic related, an arab with the sword of islam.

>NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BOLGNASERINO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO ITS HECKIN INAUTHENTIC!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO NOT THE PASTARINIO YOU CANT NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT TRADITIONAL!!!!!!! YOUR DOING ME A HECKIN FRIGHTEN NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>16619304
Noooooooo!!! You can't just do what you want with your own food!!!

>when you see other cultures make superior versions of your food

>go to literally any italian recipe on youtube
>dozens of comments from Italians saying "NNNOOOOO PAISANO YOU CAN'T JUSTA BREAKA THE PASTA!!!!! YOU GOTTA PUTTA THE PEEPEE INNA THE POOPOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>16354293

>>15758778
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN COFFERINOOOO NOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT LIKE THAT MWA MWA

>>15456980
>>15457015
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>break spaghetti in half before adding water
>absolute state of this retard
>this thread sucks dick

>>15129234
>shitalian mad that Australian has perfected his cheese
NOOOO ITSA NOTA REALA GRANA PADANO, IT NEEDSA DE PEEPO AND DE POOPO IN THE RIGHTA ORDER, WE MUSTA TAKE IT DOWN!!!!

NOOOOOOO IT'S NOT CARBONARA IF YOU ADD GARLIC IN IT

>>14510394
>NOOOO NOT MY TRADITIONARINOOO

Does chickpea pasta work in cold salads? I've only ever eaten it fresh/warm, and I've heard it doesn't keep well.

Is it bad i make my lasagna with monterey jack cheese?