/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20376154
>i hope you starve to death
lol it's the opposite, I have so much food around me I can just eat and drink whatever I feel like whenever I feel like! Being middle class in europe is the same as being the highest aristocracy in rome or the middle ages! So many people throughout history have killed, pillaged and died trying to achieve the wealth necessary to attain the lifestyle I maintain with barely any effort or sacrifice, and I love it!
Just for you I might buy a few cans of chicken and tuna and just put them in my pantry and never touch them, they'll just sit there as a monument to me!

>>18115671
Fucking kek, of all the threads i expected , never did this cross my mind, sides are obliterated thusly.

>>16791189
Muffins by a country fucking mile. Cup cakes are children food and far too damn sugary. Also it is nearly damn impossible to eat them symmetrically unless you have a horse moth. So it is either each a fuck load of frost first and have a bland tiny cake. Or getting frosting on the nose.

>>16720509
>take one fluid once of freshly-squeezed human semen and

mix in one ounce of non-detergent soap from the drugstore and three ounces of cold water and you got the perfect environment for creating a pregnancy that will last several weeks. The soap washes out the sperm very quickly and keeps the egg and sperm together for a long period of time. I have been known to store three or four dozen eggs in little egg bowls in the freezer and take them out and inseminate them throughout the day as I needed them. I can fertilize at any time between 9 a.m. and midnight as long as I eat well and use a condom.

I have never used another form of birth control as effective as having so many eggs in reserve for when I needed them. I have had no problems fertilizing the eggs or getting pregnant.

With several hundred fertilized eggs, you can expect to lose as many as 30 or more eggs during your cycle. In my experience, this doesn't really matter.

>>14684897
>deadly masturbation machines
is this a /pol/ meme? or history books really did talk about masturbation machines?
as a dirty third worlder, i never received holocaust education so i have no idea.

>>14136017
My mom calls me over to grill because my father and brother are clown shit at it.

>>12519639
>imagine the shells

>>10096886
>Let's take a nice piece of fillet and stuff it with kraft singles. Then to finish it off, I'll cover it in salt mixed with arm hair.

>all these people on /ck/ trying to turn the tables and say pepper enthusiasts are the numale pussies.

Top kek.

>tfw not a tipcvck

Feels good to not fall for that stupid "wahh we earn so little" meme

>not having some raw red onion in your deli sandwich

I came here to laugh at you

>>6650085
>crabs of the sea

Lol, cute silly anon

>>6646169
That was hilarious