/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20438363
Nice, you gonna prune your trees with that little handsaw?

>>19864893
It's called well done because it's fucked, so it's like a sarcastic well done.
"Oh well done, we-ell done" accompanied by slow-clapping, and then a fine for Gross Abuse of a Corpse.

Medium Well is meaningless horseshit, and it's fitting because you can serve a Well Done steak to these cunts and they'll eat it, or a Medium steak to these cunts and they'll eat it because anyone who orders medium well, all fifteen of them in the global population, is only ordering it because they don't want to look like a retard who orders Well Done, but they are a retard so they think Medium is erring on the side of bloody.
Speaking of which, why the fuck do these people think cows are just massive bloodbags where the blood doesn't travel through veins but seeps through the meat?

Medium, Medium Rare, and Rare are all perfectly acceptable.

Blue is "My Entire Personality Is That I Eat Blue Steak"

>>19690489
>They wouldn’t just NOT EAT lobster lmao
Pork.