/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20396475
>thing bad

>>18291068
>you mean stock?

>>18241285
>whiskey please, but serve it NEAT. Ice cubes dillute the subtle notes of peat and stone fruit.

I don't salt my pasta water

>>17308958
>Okay, that's it. I'm calling your mom and telling her what you've been posting online.

>>17266577
>You sound pretty gay.
>Wanna suck my dick, gay boy?
>Faggy little fagboy?
>Sucky sucky?
>I’ll buy you an “”””authentic”””” taco just how you like it.

>>17211136
>>it’s good but I hate it because people I don’t like liked it
>Holy fuck you literally allow faggots to control your life.
>You are their communal bitch.
>You’re a good little cockslut, aren’t you.
>>17211010
>ruin large quantities
>its a tactic used by jewish chefs to make bacon terrible

>the “shortages” are a far-right myth because I can still get my $16 fair trade quinoa at Whole Foods

>You misspelled "milkshake."

>uhh actually there is no such thing as 'savory'
>the word you're looking for is Umami. #sorrynotsorry

>Imagine not liking something because some faggot on a Uruguayan hiphop community posted a poorly edited soijack and put your comment in meme arrows

>>15598381
my man soyjak coming up in the world

>>15553342
Why thank you anon! I appreciate your kind words. I am also working on a self-portrait style wojak, here's a preview.

>>15282439
>Cheers you miserable fucks, best board on the chinz, only place on the internet I can stand for more than 15 minutes at a time. Merry Christmas to you and yours /ck/. Congrats on surviving another year

>next round's on me, boys.
>*fake south boston accent* hey sweetheart! chocolate milkshake stout for me and the gang and make it quick, the night isn't getting any younger and looking at your saggy ass, neither are you.

>>14760013
>i'll just pretend i won, teeheee