/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Nobody wants your 100 dollar imported pepper hot chocolate beer ibbara dumpster chili. It doesn't even have beans or tomatoes in it, and id never pay more than 2 dollars for a bowl of chili.

>you either have the y chromosome or you don't, you can't become "more of a man"

>take your meds, schizo

UMAMI DOES NOT EXIST
THE ONLY FLAVOR THAT MATTERS IS THE ONE ON SOY MILK

>>14764211
>ur butt hurt ha

>J. Kenji WEAR A MASK López-Alt

>you should wash your hands to prevent foodborne illness

no one:

absolutely no one:

/ck/: Why is David Chang a bitch?

>shut the fuck up and put msg on your food already

>>14019109
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>>13909982
>>13909939
>caring about chickens of all things

it was only through brutality that you can EVEN live in a modern world where you are living in comfort enough to care about the well-being of low intelligence livestock like chickens

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE SPICES

>>will you spend your time striving to gain knowledge and improve yourself?
>nah. just faggot hot sauce memes

There is literally nothing wrong with eating a burger with a fork

>Get laid dude jesus christ. Every single time someone posts a hot sauce thread your autistic ass tries to derail it

>"Get a job. Get a girlfriend. Move out of the house. Stop dressing up like a girl. Stop masturbating to cartoons of children. Have sex. Dilate."

>>13281524
You can't /thread your own post!!!!!!!!

>>13268963
>t. redditor

NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T PICK UP THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL I HAVE TO SEASON MY CAST IRON PANS AGAIN OR THEY'LL RUST

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T USE A KITCHEN APPLIANCE MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH. HOW DARE YOU COOK AND ACTUALLY HAVE A NEED FOR ONE OF THESE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOKING IS FOR LOSERS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE VEGETABLE OIL

>>13124650
This. I swear beer brings out the absolute worst in people. Snobs of any kind are the worst, but I can't imagine being such a dumbshit that I'd be upset that people like to drink more than just piss water. You're not "manly" for drinking beer. What a dumb thing to devote time to being upset about.

T. Drinks sours, tea shandys, and craft lagers. Fuck ipas though

>>13034457
>That meme stopped being funny a week ago

>Why are you getting upset over people liking different things than you? It's so surreal to me.