/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Moments where the "fun" of certain foods died? IE, misconceptions or positive associations that were ruined for you? I was reminiscing about when I was a kid and accidentally unlocked a long hidden memory, and now I remember why I never buy banana's anymore.

>be 12 years old
>saturday morning
>breakfast
>mom makes me eggos with syrup, also hands me a banana
>finish my eggos no problem, finish OJ
>was never very fond of bananas
>then suddenly remember that scene in Jungle Book where King Louie is smashing the banana's and they pop right out of their peel and eats them
>Think I'm going to impress mom (who's cooking) and dad (who's sipping coffee looking out the window)
>smash the banana as hard as I can
>splatters everywere
>pieces of banana go flying like gobs of white-matter from someone who just got shot in the back of the head
>"GOD DAMN IT ANON, WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED?" dad says
>"OH FUCK THE LOVE OF CHRIST, GO TO YOUR ROOM ANON" mom says

>heading upstairs
>wonder why it didn't work
>begin to get upset because I just ruined my saturday (and weekend)

>>17655204
>>17656256
Fuck, can somebody please verify that turning 30 isn't the end of life as we know it? Many such cases, and I'm terrified of 30 now

Me cooking offal for my parents only for them to tell me to never waste their money on offal ever again

I can't get tomatillos unless I grow tomatillos myself and fresh masa is impossible to get so it sucks

please supply your best cooking with Jack webms and. gifs

>>14629547
he's a buddy you drop in to have a beer with

>>13981672
this is going to be good

>referring to doughnuts as "sinkers"

>>13491122
>Call me a faggot

what a faggot

>>13409014

now I want a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

>>13297499

first I will check these dubs and then I will say you are a picky eater and your fucking Mom indulged your faggotry

>>12796799

why he does he keep going back?
I don't get it
he should just stay home and order pizza

Anyone else eat, sitting at a table, with blankets wrapped around them? If I don't I will get too cold and have to stop eating.

>>12086740
no and it's been a lot of fork-knifes since I have posted it
go to bed

>>12051815

the Number 6 and 14 and sometimes I add a Number 17

so good

>tfw no socially isolated autistic GF that spends her time making bizarre youtube videos with her toys

>>11073947

>cook chickens
>put in tupperware
>open next day
>smells like a butt
what did I do wrong

Thanks to those who followed along and got to having some cookies

>>9677157
>you only spent $4

>>9595106
I've been trying to express this feel for a while. Good to know we're not alone