/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16793172
After you eat cereal you will make your own, effort free.

I ate a subway sandwich today. Spicy Italian with lettuce, extra tomato, extra black olives, extra onions, pickles, jalapenos, mayo, and light mustard on Italian herbs and cheese bread. It was really yummy. They really slapped the veggies on there. The bread was just slightly raw which I love. Overall 9/10 sandwich.
Anyway I ate the whole footlong for lunch then took a nap. I was awoken by a sharp burning sensation in my gut. Rushed to the bathroom. I proceeded to take the most painful shit of my life. I actually cried out in pain and had pulled 911 up on my phone just in case because it felt like my intestines were on fire. This went on for about an hour. The pain almost made me pass out. After I was done I could barely stand up my butthole hurt so much. I grabbed a washcloth and dampened it and pressed it between my cheeks. It was the most soothing feeling I ever felt. That's when I realized sometimes pleasurable things can lead to pain, and sometimes pain can make you appreciate little joys in life like a cold compress on a throbbing butt.

I'm a pretty healthy guy. I work out, eat pretty much all organic, avoid heavily processed vegetable oils like soy and canola, etc. I also drink raw milk and eat tons of veggies and organic grass fed beefs.

However, I have a huge weakness for taco bell. I literally haven't eaten fast food in YEARS (I'm 32) but I was really busy at work and one day was like, fuck it, I'll get taco bell so I don't have to make stuff later. Eating it once re-triggered my addiction and I got it every night for 8 nights.

I would get-
2 steak quesadillas with no sauce (sauce is unnecessary and too many calories)
1 crunch wrap supreme
1 cheesy gordita crunch
2 soft taco supremes

And I would eat all of it in one sitting with about 20 packets of fire sauce.

I think this actually deteriorated my body on a cellular level. I started to feel REALLY tired all the time, and my stomach hurt. It's not the spiciness, I eat super hot foods all the time with no problem. There is something fucking terrible in taco bell and it's not good for you. My muscles actually got weaker at the gym, and I had brain fog, and I actually felt the urge to jack off MORE.

What the fuck is in this shit? It's so good but I had to stop eating it.

Hmm yum yum