/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19146980
>something dairy, e.g. fish

D'awwww, wittle babby is sicky wicky :((((((((((

>>16342374
Good stuff. I had this happen to me a couple weeks ago
>Car overheating on freeway
>Pull over and park at Walmart just in time
>Wife picks me up
>Took an uber back at night to add water and drive it home
>Car starts to overheat again so i pull into my wife's besties house.
>I text the bestie that i left my truck in front of her house
>I lay the back seats down and crack open bottle of rum and drink half the bottle and passout asleep
>Wake up next morning, add more water to car and drive home
When i got home, wife tells me what actually happened
>She's at a bar drinking with friends
>She comes home and I'm gone
>Begins to panic and calls up a friend
>My phone is off
>They go looking for me at Walmart
>My truck is gone
>She panics and tries to trace me back
>She figured that her besties place is in between walmart and our house
>She sees my truck there and thinks im sleeping with the bestie
>She losses her shit and starts banging on besties door
>Sheriff pulls up and asks her if everything is ok
>NO MY HUSBAND'S IN THERE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
>Bestie opens up and she pushes her away looking for me inside
>Im not in there
>They look in the back of the truck and see me passed out
>They try to wake me up but im out
>I left one of the doors unlocked and they manage to get in
>Wife is begging me to come home with her
>FUCK OFF, IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU YOU COKEWHORE
>cop tries to wake me up
>FUCK OFF BRO, LET ME SLEEP
>Cop advises wife to go home and pick me up in the morning
I don't remember a damn thing

>>16189812
>Wants to go to Asheville
>Not brain damaged

Enjoy skag fag degenerates

>>16163485
Based. I just write in CASH in the tipping line. Wagies frantically searching the table for their tip and blaming it on the busboy

>>16098282
This fucking guy... thx for the laff

>anything light or zero

>>14554703
>plus a generous tip (which some places don’t do any more) of say $200

Just had a very solid poo!

Who's jealous??

>>9494945
haha nice meme!

>>9423774
perhaps ur gay lmao fuckin roasted

>>8192835
>pizza isn't Italian

>>8018921
>brit thinks he knows anything about food or cooking

>>8009024
that looks fuckin delicious

>>7518341
>he can't do basic mathematics in his head
>he can't memorize his tax laws
>Eurodumbs

>>7251063
I don't. I've never wondered that because I don't care.