/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12631733
its all in her thighs

>>10102165
Let me tell you about the first time I saw one of these
>biking back home
>super hungry
>stop by mcdonalds, justify it by thinking I'll get something for my roommate while I'm there to pay him back a small favor.
>I'm cheap so I order from the 2 for $4 menu
>let me get 2 mcdoubles and 2 mcChickens
>think about how fucking hungry I am
>actually make it 3 of each.
>pay, go stand off to the side to wait for my order
>see grand mac advertised, never heard of it
>do some mental math: that's just over 30% more meat than a big mac
>but I'm soooo hungry
>hop back in line to order a grand mac
>fuck it, let me get a chocolate shake too.
>pay for grand mac and chocolate shake
>mcdoubles and chickens are ready
>still waiting on the grand nac
>I might as well eat a mcdouble while I wait
>gotta even it out with a mcChicken
>grand mac and chocolate shake are ready
> pick up the bag
>stomach rumbles
>I'm still so hungry
>fuck it, I want the full grand mac experience while it's still hot and "fresh"
>eat the grand mac
>drinking the shake
>could really use some burgers to go with this shake
>eat another mcChicken and mcdouble
>only 1 mcdouble and 1 mcchicken left
>I can't give my roommate 2 cold burgers after I already ate mine, that's kinda rude
>eat the last two
>bike home and carb nap

That's how I ate 7 burgers and a chocolate shake all at once.