/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9971243
I was in hospital for a week not long ago after jumping off a bridge into one of those very rivers, lol. Had an audience of like 30 onlookers, as usual, all filming on their phones. Presumably online somewhere. Police on a boat boat wrestled me into submission. 49ft drop onto rocks 8ft under. At least the pain meds were cosy and the nurses were tasty.

>>9835590
If I wake up in a police cell (having blacked out) more than once in a week, I consider it breakdown-tier. Last time, I jumped off a bridge and spent a week in hospital, while under arrest the whole time I was there.

>>9592880
I’ve flirted with her and just about every other hot nurse like a million times. Ooft, some of the grils here, omg. There’s a little brunette too, who does this insanely cute thing whereby she sulks every time she forgets how many sugars the ward has in their coffee. Got a pic of her too, but the one I just posted is my fave. Fucking shatteringly attractive. I’ve been in and out of this place seemingly every month for like 2 years. Nicer than being at home at this point. Young nurses are simply the greatest entities ever to exist in the known universe, past or present. Fact.

>>9467407
Mhm.

Why does al/ck/ seem so /b/ today? Did someone link it on one of the kids' boards?
>>9369543
I've no pen, this is the closest to a timestamp you're getting, and I've explained why I'm not posting pics of nurses.