/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP here. I don't really have much in the pantry besides mac and cheese, spaghetti, and ramen.

>that feel when nothing good to eat

at least we still have Guy Fieri

>>10613365
I'm a social drinker (meaning I drink once a week at most) and I'm really glad that you made this thread. Everyone should read it to know the consequences of alcohol abuse.

I wish you luck fighting this addiction. The sooner you start quitting the easier it will be.

>>9704612
depressing desu

>>8933080
I didnt come here to feel.

>sorry sir but we dont do egg rolls anymore. But we do have spring rolls!

>tfw my grandma died a few years ago
>she made the best potatoes and nobody else in the family can replicate them

Fuck.

It's funny you call this "poo food," because literally everytime I have curry my stomach ranges from slightly unsettled to my toilet is begging for mercy.

No other type of food bothers me, so not really sure what it is. I read the spices can irritate the lining of the stomach, but, I eat spicy food often.

>>6635652
I tend to let racial slurs slip when I'm drunk.

>>6631917
>tfw Tyrone is using my favorite chair

>>6630462
I thought fedora was just a meme until I read your post.

>>6589852
I haven't seen this in forever. Not since I was a teenager ands still living in glorious Texas.

>>6571319
I miss the lava sauce in general. I'd have them add that shit to a chicken burrito before those were shitty too

>>6495476
Op of that story here. It was real unfortunately.

Not the pedophile part but the rest

> be me
> getting sucked off by 9/10 cali blonde
>For some reason I never know what to say during sex
> start talking about my trip to Japan
> tell her I ate dolphin meat and whale
> she gets mad
> tell her shut up and suck my dick you filthy jap whore
> she leaves
> mfw dolphins cockblocked me

>tfw no gf to get twee treats with

Why won't girls like me for my cooking skills and drinks skills? It all tastes delicious, I get compliments for my gr8 food, but, but... Why /ck/?

>>6338516
> using that screen cap out of context
So you wanna know how I know you're new?

OPP HERE

brb hospital

Left over COLD pizza.jpg

> Mexican in the U.S.illegally

I had dolphin steak in Japan, and whale eye ball.

I told this girl about it while she was sucking my cock and she got up and left. Had to lean over and finish myself off.

Apparently girls really like dolphins and whales.

>>5611211
damn is it so difficult? I've always wanted to try them but I always forget and just make scrambled eggs a lá Ramsay. These chefs make everything look so easy for fucks sake and in reality it is not easy at all and I fuck it up almost every time. I guess we need to stay strong and keep on trying and eventually we'll all reach the point where women will start jumping on our dicks because of our mad cooking skillz. Good luck to you friend, wish me the same.

Lets Start a food feels thread

>be 21
>shitty south-american country
>love fine food and the good life
>Spends large amount of money on good food and restaurants
>be a only child and no friends to join me
>go alone to restaurants and order amazing food
>surrounded by older business people and rich guys in general
>eating alone and have the constant feeling all the waiters hate you
>don't even tip them and run away