/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at thanksgiving with relatives
>everyone sits down with their food
>women start eating
>men, eyes shifting around the table, reluctantly follow
>almost get distracted by how good the stuffing is this year
>female relative looks like she's about to say something
>me, my brother's, and my father's eyes widen, feel my anus immediately clench
>"Annie, this turkey is cooked just perfectly"
>oh god, that was close
>we all look back down at our food and go about our business
>start to relax, about to reach for a crescent roll
>my mother's head jolts up, big smile on her face
>oh fuck no please
>she swallows and puts down her fork
>seriously anything but this jesus christ
>"LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND SAY WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR"