/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You know how they did this shit?
They cooked the meat to resemble the fake meat.
Added all the same spices. Over cooked the fuck out of it till it was a hockey puck.
The real test would be putting it up against a glorious half pound rare burger.
No way it would pass muster.

When I was breaking up with my girlfriend, I had the foresight to take a picture of her toothbrush stuck in my anus head first.
When she later slept with my friend*and I knew she fucking would*
We had a big row and I sent her the pic.
Felt sooooo good.
I suggest doing this for everyone who might piss you off later.

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