/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My mother believes that certain foods have 'heat calories' that only exist when the food is warm (I think she read something about burning calories, and got confused) so any of the following food must go into the fridge for AT LEAST 24 hours before they can be eaten

>Chips
>Peanut Butter
>Chocolate
>Candy that is green
>Bread
>The Toaster (has to go in before use, only for 12 hours so overnight, because it 'uses calories to toast bread')
>Nuts
>Honey
>Jelly
>Cereal
>Oats
>Rice
>Muffins
>Cookies of any type really
>All bread

It fucking SUCKS. She makes everyone put the food in the fridge after purchase with a timestamp and checks before drawing on an 'approval' tick in market when they hit 24 hours. You can't lie to her and put something in with a false timestamp either because she checks constantly, and if you eat something without 'calorie chilling' you have to spend an hour standing with your belly in front of the open freezer.

She is 40lbs overweight