/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9674943
Thanks Anon!
>>9674946
Yeah my entire life is pretty much one, single, never-ending blackout. Historically throughout my boozing career, a typical day would be me losing money daytrading, getting arrested, having my life threatened by 'their' husbands and generally making a prick out of myself. If I move to a third-world country in which I'm effectively a billionaire giant, the parameters of my already autism-level alcoholism should be unfathomable and legendary.

>>8955369
My sex drive is as dead off opiates as it is when I used. Sex is over-rated af. Can't be fucking bothered with it. Over the last 8 YEARS I've had a fair few bj's, felt a fair few alluring milk missiles and sloshed a couple of digits betwixt the flaps of the more alluring of baby bazookas, but as for sex? Psh. I've got laid like once every 2 years, and generally got bored with it before I'd even fired the old fornication station. Fapping > fucking.

In other news, Gents n' gent-ettes, I have recently rediscovered how cosy and soothing food can be. Yest I cooked shoulder of lamb and managed a whole plate with asparagus and smoothie dessert. Today the vodka feels a lot, lot less corrosive. Imma try to shove more food in muh face, and for those among us who too have forgotten the cosiness of actually eating anything ever, I highly recommend that you give it a shot too. Feelsgoodman. Plus drunk af, for once without the feel of intestine dissolving.
Godspeed al/ck/, we might just survive this yet.
>chugs a litre, falls over

>>8909312
>>8909301
Lol, thanks gents. I think it's important to sometimes take al/ck/ with a pinch of salt, it'll often be the booze talking. We all know what that's like. Still, Godspeed gentlemen. Chin chin

>>8881120

>>8770402
I've seen just about every Doc in the county, fuck all helps. I earn sod all now, I sold my sites, I'm just getting into more and more debt. Plus I'm going blind n' shizzle due to alcohol-induced brain lesions, and have maybe a decade to live. Worst of all, I lost 'her'. Sobriety can get fucked and so sir, can you.

>>8658214
>Crazy Smirnoff guy?
At your service. How goes it anon?
And thanks, man. I'll be back on it for a little while now I suppose, but I'll try to make it days as opposed to weeks. Hope all is well at your end.
>chug