/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>order at counter
>casher bitch tells me the total
>extend arm with cash
>she doesn't immediately take it from my hand, continues hitting buttons on cash register
>set cash down on counter
>"oh so you just gonna throw the money at me?"
>"no"
>"asshole muthafucka comin' in here jus to disrespect people, suppose to be my day off an you comin' in here throwin money like a raciss ass mothafucka fuck this shit..."
>pick up money, leave and go to Long Johns where they don't staff nigger trash
>eat in the quiet company of elderly white folks
>leave a negative yelp review for that McDonald's

>>9529941
>Templeton Rye
>It's actually made in Indiana

>>9517282
This is the most asinine thing I've ever heard

>cooking show
>making nachos
>always have to tell the FUCKING LAME ASS story of how nachos were invented

How many times do we need to hear about that faggot Ignacio Anaya? Fuck him I bet the story is bullshit anyway

>I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it!

>>9387827
>>9387844
Wrong! It's artisan pizza with farm to table ingredients. Fucking idiots thinking everybody on this board only eats fucking Dominoes. Wake up sheeple! Support your local mom and pop pizzarias!

>>9348077
You little asshole. Fuck you

>>9262675
I'm here in Austin and if pedicab drivers are willing to do the same in this heat (towing 2-3 adults at a time) then some pizza fag can surely do the same. It's not like they're being forced. They applied for the job and accepted the conditions.

>Domino's should be sued
Then put it in motion, faggot. Take up their cause if you feel that strongly about it. You sound just like every whiny, hipster queer that's ruining Austin

>>9136827
My dad regularly embarasses me with his lack of awareness. One of the worst times
>take him to my favorite chinese restaurant where I'm a regular
>all staff are chinese
>dad loudly telling story about his friend that went to China and only drank bottled water but still got sick
>points at his glass of water
>"The BACTERIA in in the ICE
>"YOU SEE, THERE'S BACTERIA IN THE ICE IN CHINA THAT'LL MAKE YOU SICK!"

Fuck you, dad

>>9114476
>go to subway
>young nigger is the only employee
>niggers are the absolute worst at any type of fast food
>even fried chicken
>order spicy italian on flatbread
>nigger disappears for a minute
>comes back with a frozen block of flatbreads
>tell him nevermind and leave

Nigger was about to try to serve me a piece of frozen bread and likely the most piss poor, fucked up sandwich I'd ever had and not think twice about it. A white or hispanic would have said they don't have any flatbread ready at the moment and offered to make me something else, and I would have taken them up on it and subway would retain my business. But nope, stupid ass nigger nigged out, just like they always do

>Restaurant has nice cutlery
>Can't be bothered to dry it properly
>water spots everywhere

>waiting tables
>fat family comes in
>all order unsweet tea
>deliver drinks
>chhhh chka chka chka schka chka chka
>CHKA CHICKA SCHHHHH CHCKA CHKA
>the sound of all of them shaking and tearing open packets of sweet-n-low all at once sounds like a swarm of beetles flew into the restaurant
>"can we get some more sweet-n-low?"
>each one of them puts about 6 packets into each glass
>they leave empty sweet-n-low packets and little pink paper shreds all over the floor
Just order the fucking sweet tea you fat assholes

>>8998956
No i slap the lid onto the nearest surface and fucking slam that cup of 'gurt. Then I blow my nose and put the balled up Kleenex into the empty cup and throw it on the ground

>>8986454
I didn't ask for this

>>8975785
>fresh sliced jalapeños
>not pickled jalapeños
This is how you can tell that the person that staged this photo has never eaten frito pie. It's also almost never eaten directly out of the bag like that. It goes in a nacho tray or bowl

>>8949796
Is this image even necessary then? I know this is an image board but god damn, 33 images? Can't you just narrow it down to the top 5 or so?

>go to chinese buffet
>get concussed and maimed while trying to get a single crab leg
>people filming my injuries
https://youtu.be/ha0Juif3wXA

>>8902604
Go to craft brewery/bar with dad

>can I get a half amber half IPA (in the same glass) and a pint glass of room temperature water from the tap

I'm not even a /craftbeerfag/ but god dammit dad, you fucking embarrassing faggot

>>8906038
>OMG dude you are so random! Like, where do you find these crazy restaurants?!

>>8682043
>"_____ cuisine"
>not a known shitpost phrase

>>8559031
Dominos has by far the worst chicken products. I got their wings once (not tendies, tbf) and threw them out after eating one.

>>8249923
I wish. I live in the city

>tfw HOA won't allow me to have a few chickens for farm fresh eggs

>>8225862
Alright. What's your legal name and address? I'll have my lawyer file suit at once. Heathen

>>8216388
Post timestamped pic of some of your empties for proof please. If true you would no doubt have lots of empties