/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Millennials are killing Red Robin

>>11551384
>roommate makes Tuna Helper
>thinks he's a cook and can improve it by adding things
>adds a can of corn (with liquid)
>adds a can of mushrooms (with liquid)
>adds a can of sliced black olives (with liquid)
>adds garlic powder
>onion powder
>red chili flake
>a whole, sliced white onion
>a bag of frozen peas
>10-12 slices of Kraft American cheese
Our largest, deepest pan is now nearly overflowing with his tuna helper soup
>makes a huge bowl of his slop
>covers it in Little Caesars parmesan cheese packets
>eats 1/4 of it
>puts the rest in several large Tupperware containers
>sits in fridge untouched for weeks
>thrown away when it starts to mold

You fucking faggot, Caleb. I hope you're reading this you fat loser. Also, it was me that told the apartment manager you had guns in your room. That's right, I got you arrested and I would do it again because you're such an entitled dipshit

>be black waiter
>tables constantly requesting a new waiter

Yes. When you buy a large it comes with one free refill. Usually eat 3/4 of the first one during the film, then get a refill on my way out. Obscene amounts of "butter" all around. I avoid theatres that don't have self-buttering stations

>go to see The Pest
>starring John Leguizamo
>buy large popcorn
>apply butter liquid
>i will only only visit theaters that have self buttering machine
>douse popped corn in butter oil
>reach next layer of dry, unbuttered popcorn just as the movie is getting good
>leave anyway to re-butter my popcorn

Tfw they won't allow me to fill up a small water cup with butter so I don't have to leave theatre to re-butter my corns

>>11196227
No shit, sherlock. I'm asking why OP said it was a double whopper when it's clearly a triple. Were you dropped on you god damn head as an infant? Jesus christ what a bumbling dumfuck you are. Get the fuck off my board, faggot

We're allowed to use this site just as much as anybody else. And we'll conduct ourselves however we see fit

>>11105084
That equates to theft so if you want to end up with a criminal record I wouldn't do this. You can't just steal like that and expect to get away with it

>>10674226
Hey!

>>10592310
Enchiladas or what? Is that bread? Learn to post, fucking newfag

>let the steak come to room temperature

Ummm no

>>10402326
>"crazily good"
The faggot actually said this. Does anyone know how to find his home address? I want to talk to this power bottom in person

>>10381335
Fuck off you black piece of shit

>Go to Sichuan restaurant with asian gf
>they make everything ultra spicy because she's a chink

I just want some nice, mild orange chicken

>go to Long John Silvers drive thru
>order food
>ask for extra tartar sauce (I like a lot of tartar)
>cashier bitch hands me 2 packets
>says she can give me more but would have to charge me for them
>ask for cup of water (free)
>pull into parking spot
>dump out water
>take cup inside
>fill cup with tartar sauce from self serve pump
>leave

Don't fuck with me Long Johns, I'll hack your fucking system

>>10126105
>>10126216
Fuck you it was my cheat day

>>9913849
That's when i would remove one dollar from the stack I put on the edge of the table every time I go out to eat (starts at $5). Maybe even two. Fucking bitch

My gf constantly claims "they must have put msg in this, it's giving me a headache". Should i just smother her to death with a pillow right now?

>>9797087
>le salt and lime tequila shot
Disgusting.

>have no money and starving
>accidentally click on /ck/

>at a restaurant last night
>overhear conversation of table behind us
>one girl is bragging(?) to the others about how her dad orders his steak
>"He tells the waiter to 'cut a hunk of meat off the cow, put it on a plate, and bring it to me' EVERY TIME!"
>HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAA

I almost approached her to brandish my concealed carry firearm but in the end I just had them move us to another table

>>9664949
Fuck you, OP. I looked up "gunt" on my work computer and got written up for improper use the internet. Not to mention how embarrassing it was to have to explain to my boss why I was looking it up in the first place.

That said, any chance of you posting said gunt?

>>9641368
A 1220 calorie burger. People like you disgust me

I read that it's proper etiquette to eat sushi with your fingers but every time I do it people stare. Why?