/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20404192
>onions
I would spit in your face if you served me this garbage.

>>19812396
It was garlic in the movie, queer

>>17972425
>circular burgers in triangular buns
Looks satanic.

>>17966648
It's made by fat slobs for fat slobs. Leave it alone!

>>17946979
I brought a tray of my famous deviled eggs that looked JUST like yours to a recent potluck at work an nobody would touch them. What gives?

>>17843385
>>17843390
Great job but whut about those beans. Show 'em to me boy

>>17696649
No and I think it's a classless thing to do. One exception is a diabetic and maybe the need sugar so then I would allow it but otherwise you're trash if you do this

>>17444890
Fuck you I will bake my bread whether you like it or not

>>17434323
No. The car is for eating, sleeping, fucking, and doing drugs. NEVER cooking

>>17381964
It's a dip that is flavored like crispy deep fried pickles. Not a dip with actual deep fried pickles in it....dumbass

>>17347221
I have a lot of questions
>sliced onions
Like, grilled or just raw? Red onions, white?
>Large bowl of fried okra
A bowl? Hoe big is "large"?
>one pound of Barbecue
What kind if Barbecue? Brisket, pulled pork, ribs?
>meat lovers pizza
From where?
>three root beers
Bang's?
>a slab of peanut butter fudge
Since when is "slab" a measurement?

Fuck this idiot. I hope it was a botched execution and he suffered

>>17301387
>go to Wendy's
>spicy chicken sandwich
>food poisoning
>severe stomach cramps
>strangely no diarrhea or vomiting
>clear, mucousy substance leaking from my asshole for 8 hours

>what do i eat
shut up

>tried beer again
it still sucks

>>12939774
>boiled gray beef
gtfo you limey brit and dont enter any more chili threads ever again

>>12625938
that look like shit, i hate americunts pizza's

>>12537402
When I worked at a supermarket, I would occasionally get invited by coworkers to go to Applebees after the store closed. They would all get an appetizer or two and one of the cheap "margaritas". They never got more because they couldn't afford it. Not only was that depressing, it was always after 9pm on a Sunday night, so except for the bar, the place was mostly empty. It was always a soul-crushing experience for me.
>Mediocre food and drink
>Soulless atmosphere

>>11807935
My dad does this. But only because he's a dumbass who somehow forgets to restock the beer in the fridge and it's warm. And it's Budweiser or coors or some shit. FUCK YOU DAD!

>>11781922
I dunno why but evian tastes like shit to me

>>11764939
>go to my favorite chinese restaurant
>Dad telling me story about hos friend that visited China
>talking loudly
>all staff and other customers can hear
>his friend wouldn't drink the water in China
>only bottled water
>afraid of getting sick
>he got the shits anyway because he poured the bottled water over ice
>"THE BACTERIA WAS IN THE ICE!"
>pointing at our water glasses
>waitress comes over
>asks if there is a problem with our drinks
>have to try to explain he was telling a story, no problems
>"This is my middle son. I have 3 sons."

OP here, coming back since i found my own thread on page 1, thought it was dead. The amount of crap posted itt is insane, it evolved into le ebin ketard and ameriblob maymay.
I dont think most posters understood my problem, i need to get more calories than the average person, but have the same organs as them. I dont want to fuck up my heart with animal fats and dairy, my colon with meat, my livers and kidneys with a constant overload of protein and the rest of my body with excessive carb consumption, all that while avoiding being bloated by a lot of veggies.
also lmaoing @ that guy thinking 2000k kc is enough for an average guy

>>11687391
>non-Americans getting all the good KFC
>Americans have to fight with niggers just to get piss poor nigger-cooked shit KFC
Fuck this pisses me off. How can we fix this?

>>11671922
>dad is making scrambled eggs
>starts with olive oil in pan
>mixes too much skim milk with eggs
>turns heat up to high
>walks away
>pan is smoking in a few minutes
Dumbest shit I've ever heard is my dad telling me
>"That quick! It'll get away from you THAT QUICK, ANON! Remember that!"

Fuck you, dad. You suck shit at cooking

Millennials are killing Red Robin