/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5252342
NO. Goddamnit. Could this really be any cheaper than a REAL chicken?

>>5220581
>Decide to caramelize some onions the other day
>Julienne four big ol' vidalias
>Put in pan with butter, a little vegetable oil, and some dark as night brown sugar from the farmer's market
>Heat on high, til they start to turn golden
>Put the heat on low, go watch some True Detective
>Come back every ~10 minutes to stir
>Two hours later, they're perfect, delicious, mushy, everything I dreamed of
>"Wellll... Ten more minutes couldn't hurt.."
>Come back ten minutes later to find 80% of them burnt to a crisp
>Salvage the remaining 20% but they just taste like burnt onions
>Start over

>mfw I cook dinner and my 24 year old friend starts trying to SHELL his GREEN BEANS

"aren't u sposed to take the beans out? ive never had these fuckin things"

>>5146783