/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5695973
>excuse me while I announce I am eating my noodles to the entire restaurant!
>commences vacuum cleaner noises

STFU faggot no one wants to listen to you eat. Had to listen to some guy do this the other day. He also doesn't tip the nice girl serving him. Fuck off.

>>5588686
>Hold on guys I'm just going to sit down for a 4 hour meal.

Theres no way I could eat 6k calories in one day, 3k is a chore. I'd realize I am out 500 calories, brb eating a cup of mayonaise, bleh. Or another chunk of peanut butter.

I suppose if you want to drink mass gainers with god knows what in them (I love aspartame!), but if you don't eat like shit, it's a fucking challenge. My easiest day was when I went to KFC fucking 3k no problem. The issue for eating more calories is I'm not even hungry at the start of the day. 9 times/10 it makes eating a chore rather than something I like. I just hover at 130lbs indefinitely it seems.

I find with my fat friends their sweet tooth is different from mine. I can think something is disgustingly sweet, and they go "mmm tastes perfect!" I don't get it how can they not taste as much sugar as I am tasting. I think fatties main weakness is sugary foods, it seems they will eat candy on the sly as a snack.

>guy btw :3